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CHISTES DE OAXACA Y HUMOR DE OAXACA, Y MUCHO MAS: una coleccion de mas de 65 anos compilado por Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis."
OAXACA JOKES AND OAXACAN HUMOR: A 65-YEAR PLUS COLLECTION COMPILED BY ETHNOLOGIST DANIEL L. WORONA.
VERSITOS CHISTOSOS DE OAXACALOS CHAVOS DE OAXACA
NO SON COMO LOS DEL NORTE,
QUE CUANDO SALEN A BAILAR
SE HACEN COMO RESORTE.
LAS CHAVAS DE OAXACA
SON COMO LAS PIEDRAS LISAS,
NO MAS VEN LLEGAR AL NOVIO
"MAMACITA, VOY A MISA."
Hombre:
CHINA, YO TE QUIERO MUCHO
PERO CON QUE TE MANTENGO;
SOLO QUE COMAS ZACATE
COMO UNA BURRA QUE TENGO.Mujer:
YO ME COMERE EL ZACATE,
TU PENCAS DE MAGUEY,
Y ASI ESTAREMOS PAREJO,
YO DE BURRA Y TU DE BUEY.
CHISTES DE HOTELES Y CHISTES DE TURISMO
Un turista fue al Hotel Dorada en la Ciudad de Oaxaca.
Turista: Cuanto cuesta un cuarto sencillo?
Empleado: Cuesta 1,400 pesos por noche.
Turista: Por que tan caro?!!!
Empleado: Porque tiene vista al mar. (El chiste es que el mar queda a casi 300 kilometros de la Ciudad de Oaxaca.)Un cuento real por DANIELITRO L. WORONA
DICHOS DE CUCHILLOS DE OAXACA 1. SOY FIEL A MI DUENO
PORQUE SOY OAXAQUENO.
2. A MI NO ME DIGAS TIO PORQUE NI PARIENTES SOMOS.
CHISTE DE TURISMO DE OAXACA Dos turistas andaban en Oaxaca, le dice uno al otro: A ti que es lo que mas te gusta de Madonna. Y el otro le responde: -El Big Mac y el Mac Pollo.
PIDO DISCULPAS POR LOS ERRORES EN ACENTOS Y PUNTUACION, PERO EL SERVIDOR DEL HOSPEDAJE LOS RECHAZA.
He publicdo dos libros sobre HUMOR FOLKLORICO DE OAXACA Y MEXICO.I have published two books on MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR:
1. VERSITOS CHISTOSOS DE OAXACA
Compiled by Daniel Worona
ISBN: 0-915311-00-3
2. FOLKLORE CHISTOSO DE MEXICO
Compiled by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis".
ISBN: 0-915311-01-1.
OBJECTIVO: Estoy buscando una editorial para publicar mi coleccion.OBJECTIVE: To find an agent and publisher to publish my 65 year plus collection of Mexican Folklore Humor.
Mi correo-electronico: dworona@yahoo.com
El favor de usar tu propio servicio de correo electronico normal para contactarme.
Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.
PIDO DISCULPAS POR LOS ERRORES EN ACENTOS Y PUNTUACION, PERO EL SERVIDOR DEL HOSPEDAJE LOS RECHAZA.
LETRERO DE CAMION DE OAXACA:OAXACA ES EL SEGUNDO CIELO.
FAVOR DE MANDARME COMENTARIOS Y CHISTES. GRACIAS.
DANIEL L. WORONA
CHISTES DE MEZCALPARA TODO MAL, MEZCAL.
PARA TODO BIEN, TAMBIEN.
Por favor, mandame un CHISTE DE MEZCAL.
NO ES LO MISMO
Unos chiles en escabache, que me escabeche' unos chiles.
Como se dice FLACO en italiano?
SPAGUETTINNI.
Que sea amable y mandame un chiste de Oaxaca, o de su estado favorito. |
LO QUE SIGUE ES HUMOR DE OAXACA, PERO EN INGLES (ENGLISH).
OAXACAN JOKES AND OAXACA HUMOR IN ENGLISH and much more.
Please feel free to e-mail me your favorite or unfavorite OAXACA or MEXICO joke.
I have published two books on MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR:
1. VERSITOS CHISTOSOS DE OAXACA
Compiled by Daniel Worona
ISBN: 0-915311-00-32.
2. FOLKLORE CHISTOSO DE MEXICO
Compiled by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis". ISBN: 0-915311-01-1.
OBJECTIVO: Estoy buscando una editorial para publicar mi coleccion.OBJECTIVE: To find an agent and publisher to publish my 65-year plus collection of Mexican Folklore Humor.
Mi correo-electronico: dworona@yahoo.com
El favor de usar tu propio servicio de correo electronico normal para contactarme.
Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.
OAXACA BUMPER STICKERS
1. OAXACA IS THE SECOND HEAVEN.
2. ONLY FOR DEATH NO ONE IS ENVIOUS.
FUNNY OAXACAN KNIFE SAYINGS:
1. LOVE IS LIKE COFFEE
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT HOT.
2. DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY
EVERYONE IS GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU ANYWAY.
OAXACA PUN: A Oaxacan glassblower after accidently inhaling at the wrong moment says: I have a PANE in my stomach.
DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR AND MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! I HAVE A "GOLDMINE" OF DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES, HOWEVER, THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM.CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION. IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME.A BIG THANKY, Daniel Worona
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Surfer: Room Service? Can you send up a towel?
Room Service: Please wait, someone is using it. 2. Oaxaca Youth Hostel: a place that keeps the manufactures of 25-watt bulbs in business. 3. OAXACA RESTAURANT JOKE:
Customer: Un hot dog, por favor.
Waiter: With pleasure. (con gusto)
Custome: No, with mustard.
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OAXACA, OAXACA
MEXICO
BUNGEE JUMPING IN MEXICO Two men are bungee-jumping one day. The first one says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second man thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on a town square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first man jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Startled, the second man fails to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second man misses him. The first bungee jumper falls again and bounces back up. This time, the bungee jumper comes back hurt fairly badly, and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second man finally catches him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first man says, "No, the cord was fine, but what is a 'pinata'?"
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OAXACA ES EL SEGUNDO CIELO
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Mi correo-electronico: dworona@yahoo.com
El favor de usar tu propio servicio de correo electronico normal para contactarme.
Please use your regular e-mail service to e-mail me at: dworona@yahoo.com.
CHOCOLATE CHISTE: EL CHOCOLATE VIENE DE CACAO Y EL CACAO DE UNA PLANTA PORLO TANTO EL CHOCOLATE CUENTA COMO ENSALADA.
DERECHOS de AUTOR por DANIEL WORONA
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